Different Wavelengths

It's Friday, which means I go to Dominick's for lunch and get sushi. Today, one of the guys in the office offered to go for me. He was kind enough to pay for the food, but not aware enough of sushi etiquette to bring back chopsticks or soy sauce.
So now I sit eating my sushi with no soy sauce and a plastic fork. There had to be a first time sometime.